a very cool person that uses discord all the time and is addicted to it.
person1: do you know (banana savage)
person2: no
person1: well add him on discord Banana Savage#9476
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N. A gay 15-year old boy who gets lots of Faggy Shaggies. And who loves to open the yak.... ALOT!
Person 1: "Help! Help!"
Person 2: "What's going on in there?"
Person 1: " There's a Savage Ghost whos shimmershamming and opening the yak all over the place
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Extreme Caution must be taken when entering jack pine savage territory. They are territorial, and may cook you for food if they are hungry.
The savages can be easily identified by their trailer park lifestyle, while usually owning more than 10acres. Often they will have multiple cars, campers, half finished projects, and other rubbish seemingly scattered around their domicile, but refuse to get rid of any of it for a plethora of reasons.
Scientist are unsure if the jack pine tree itself contributes to the savages behavior, or if the hole in the ozone layer has centered itself in the area leading to brain damage. However the savages tend to migrate toward areas already inhabited by the jack pine, or jack spruce trees.
Though claiming little to no income for most of their lives, they have enough vehicles, and other assorted reasonably expensive items such as broken farm equipment, that the IRS and Bernie Sanders, are looking for a way to tax the savages on their collection.
The savages can often be found at the local watering hole, from open to close.
They typically communicate within their community using a combination of English, grunts, and hillbilly. Dialects vary from one territory to another.
Headed up to the cabin, we had to drive through jack pine savage territory, we saw a couple of them adding a wrecked Toyota Corolla to their front yard collection.
I donβt venture into jackpine savage often, itβs too dangerous, Iβm likely to be eaten!
A ritual in which 9 men have bum sex with eachother until they bleed from their arseholes.
Look at those guys, Jamie! they look wrecked. Looks like they've been through savage 9.
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A mother that does anything it takes to be her child's most bad ass influence. She will show total disregard for herself when it comes to her kids.
Heather is such a savage mom, she punched every bee in the swarm in the face to protect her boy.
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Savage 17: without care in the year 2017, completely absorbed in one's self in order to make the best of this year. Not having any concern for others feelings, benefits or liking.
Raymond has gone off the deep end, he is in full "savage 17" mode. I'd hate to be on the tail end of his wrath.
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Sir Savage is a young, British lad who makes incredible poems and ditty's to hokey-pokey to!
For example, his greatest anthology was by far The Slaughter Tape. Yes..I did lots of hokey-pokey to that lovely jig.
"Have you heard sir 21 savage's new ditty?"
"why yes, i did lot's of tap dancing to those beautiful melodies!"
@maciairlines
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