A mini Whale. A whale is a player that invests a lot of real world money in a game that has pay-to-win mechanics (i.e. buying overpowered items to compensate for a lack of skill).
Player: Arf Arf
Seal: ???
Player: I'm calling you free meat, seal.
A SEAL is an outstandingly annoying fuckface that has an obnoxiously brain damaged sense of humor.
Damn! you are annoying as fuck. What a seal
A fat big round thing that you get to slap •it’s stomach• to fée the fat chub ones of this happy animal that can be turned into an anime girl for som reason
A type of hold you have on a person. For example, having sex with a girl can create a certain hold on a girl that makes her attached to you.
Yeah, I took her out to the movies. I definitely got a seal on her
A fat pile of blubber that eats fish and is cute.
OMG ITS A SEAL HOOOOOOOOO CHUBB BLUBBO SEAL FLUBB HAHAHAHA HOOOOOO
Sea creature, Also a way to close packages.
Example 1: Just went to the beach today. Saw a seal crawling out of the seawater! Cute.
Example 2: Hey man, Just finished making this phone, Now just have to seal it in a ziploc bag and hide it in it's box filled with packaging nuggets.
Seal said in French is fucke and is pronounced fuck. There for it is a way to say fuck.