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When your dick is glazed in so much cum your sex partner can't even feel it.
Girl:is it in yet I can't feel it?
Boy: ya, I just have a soapy seal.
When three amigos fill every hole on a woman, at the same time.
*setting- Sushi restaurant*
Friend 1-“Man this waitress sure is being flirtatious”
Friend 2-“I saw that, think she could be vacuum sealed ? “
Friend 3- “I don’t see why not, she has a septum piercing”
Li, Sir Ray taught the Terror Seal
The Terror seal, some dragon huh
the art of drinking large amounts of semen whilst flying, dee seale can also be considered a super power when performed correctly. also an olympic sport in florida
wow he just did a double back flip dee seale and stuck the landing!!
A silly imitation of a seal with one's hands.
Witness my hand seal.
As in clubbing baby seals to death.
Those rioters deserve the baby seal treatment.
when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos
damn, my girl really gave me the
double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000
last night!