The Acts Of Jack S
Everyone know who Shag and Dip is right?
Royal Shag is a really, really good shag session. Like better your average Tuesday night common shag. Also, a shag with an actual royal.
Well, not everyone gets a royal shag....sometimes it's just a common shag
When you dumped the girl/guy you are not officially in a relationship with, just fucking
Sarah: so are you going over tammys house tonight?
Grant: Nah i de-shagged that hoe, found a better bitch to plough
The face a boy/man makes when he is shagging his girlfriend. This can range from a straight face to a frown.
"So girl tell me about when you shagged him"
"It was so good but be kept frowning at me"
"Awww don't worry about that girl, it'll just be his shag face"
When someone in a group just isn't liked, and everyone tells them to "Go Shag Dot" when he/she speaks.
Girl (who is liked); Hey, do you all want to come to my house?
Group; Yeah, sure
Boy (who isn't liked); Then we can stay at my house?
Group; Go Shag Dot!
The phrase "shag your left toe" originates from modern day england. This phrase is normally used by fuckwits who think they can stick their dick in the most irrelevant parts of your body.
This Phrase has no meening, as it is just and irrelvant comment.
"Oi, shut up, or i'll give you a cheeky headbutt and i'll shag your left toe"
when you do a handshake with shagun
yo shagun, give me a shag shake