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A humorous reference to the center aisle of Aldi grocery store, which features merchandise which changes from week to week.
Went to Aldi for a loaf of bread, bought a 4-man tent and a trumpet from the Aisle of Shame.
T-Shaming is when people shame people who they claim to have “bad attitudes” in reality however these people with said “attitudes” actually have high Testosterone (aka T) and they physically cannot help being an asshole.
Her: you are such an asshole!!
Him: Quit T-Shaming me bro 😂
To shame someone for using a smartphone in a social situation where it is rude to do so.
There was a lovely spread on the table and the host of the dinner party was offering a toast when Jim's phone beeped and he removed it from his pocket to respond to a text message. Alice screen shamed him, by castigated him audibly.
When someone shames you for having too much fun under the influence
GF - "you are so embarrassing when we go out, you always get too wild"
BF - "you're always trying to make me feel bad for having too much at the bar, so what if I'm drunk? I'm having a good time! Stop fun shaming me!
Latex glove typically worn by a female when fingering a guys butthole and giving head.
Come on baby, I know it’s our first date but if I eat your taco won’t you glove of shame me?
The path of shame is a wonderful technology-driven adventure. After sitting down in a chair, putting their hands up against a rail, and putting on a virtual reality headset, the victim is given the image of a person of their preference doing various sexual acts to them. As this is happening, the vibrator attached to the chair turn on for full effect. After about 10 minutes of fun, the video changes. The victim is in a dentist's office, with a man way over 85 years old standing over them with a toothless grin and that thing that sucks water out of your mouth. Clamps come down on the hands, legs and feet of the victim as the vibrator buzzes faster and the old man in the game unzips his pants. The victim cannot escape just by closing his eyes, as their headset is glued to their skull and the old man is whispering in their ear. Suddenly, the chair lurches forward and the screen goes dark. The clamps start to tighten and the vibrators buzz even faster. Shrek appears behind the victim in the game. Clamps on the back of the chair force the victim's asscheeks more than 4 inches. Hydraulics in the back of the chair start shooting out directly into the victim's ass, straightening their small intestine. The chair starts spinning rapidly, drowning out the already muffled screams of the victim. Buckets of pig blood, human feces, dead animals, and human vomit rain down on the victim, encouraging them to open their mouth and feel the full effect. This is the path of shame.
"Dude, did you try the path of shame? It's so awesome."
"Yeah man, it was the worst experience of my life. I threw up 3 times and came blood."
Toilet paper or tissue that gets stuck to your dick after cumming.
Ah man, my dick is covered in stickage of shame.