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The most confusing way to smoke a blunt, requires at least two people although more is always better. You'll need a blunt, a blanket, a stereo, and a soft landing pad.
Starting by crouching down with your head between your legs, breathing quickly until you start to get lightheaded. At that point you slowly stand up, and your assistant blows you a shotgun along the way. When you get all the way up, and inevitably pass out, the assistant throws the blanket over you and turns on the music.
We did Hawaiian shotguns last night, but Steve didn't have a spotter. He's dead now.
After my Hawaiian shotgun, I thought I was waking up at home in bed, but then I heard the chanting monks and everyone laughing, I had no idea what the fuck was going on.
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When a girl can't handle the load you blow in her mouth and she spits jizz everywhere.
My girl pulled the shotgun effect on me the other day, she ruined my best pair of silk sheets. Now I gota slap a hoe!
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A film cliché in which the dead body you're pretty sure is dead reaches out at you, accompanied by a jump scare sound similar to or at the same volume as a shotgun being fired.
This technique only works if the scare is justified and is built up well. Misusing or overusing it is absofuckinglutely annoying.
Dude: "Was 28 Weeks Later terrifying or what?!"
Other Dude: "Honestly, I would've had a better time if half the zombies didn't have shotgun arm syndrome! I CAN'T FEEL MY FUCKING EARS, DUDE!"
To blow your brains out or contemplate the same.
I'm feeling a lot better. I'm no longer riding shotgun.
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A term used when you are in a situation where killing yourself in the head with a shotgun seems like a reasonable idea. Can be used in a country accent. Relatable to FML...
Addie- Oh my GAWD everyone hates me!
Abby- MIGHT AS WELL SHOTGUN!!!
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To blow someone's head off with 12 gauge buckshot.
Usually said to one of two people:
A. Someone who is extremely unpleasant to be around. A.K.A. a douche bag.
or.
B. A person that is soo hideous that the only way to improve their looks is to blow their head off.
Francis: Wow, that girl is extremely ugly.
Cindy: I'll say! That bitch needs a Shotgun Face Lift.
Francis: I've got a few rounds of buckshot left in my truck. I'll be right back.
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Shotgunning beers in consecutive order to gain a drunk or buzzed feeling with fewer beers then it would take normally.
"Blair only has 6 beers, he needs the shotgun effect to get drunk"
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