Shrek story is a story you told to an individual so many times that the person can repeat the story back to you.
Michelle was telling her sister about the time her best friend brother was pretending to be Shrek. Her sister turned around and said you told me this story before let me tell you the story. And proceeded to say the Shrek story back to her.
A word that is supposedly racist against all ogres unless you have the fabled Shrek card. If you obtain the fabled Shrek card you too can say the Shrek word.
“Hey I got the Shrek card say the Shrek word. Go on! Say it! Say it it’s not gonna be racist!”
One of the most godly games made for ps2. You get to play as shrek
Guy 1: hey dude wanna play shrek treasure hunt?
Guy 2: fuck yeah!
monkey have one banana, banana valuable, monkey have 2 banana, banana not valuable
or a dub but
what a Shrek-donkey-head-donkey person
Shrek is used as a time calculator based on the duration of the first Shrek movie: 1h 35min.
John Cena: When are you coming to the Party?
The Rock:I'm coming in about a Shrek hour. Have to buy the electronical bogaloo for my grandma in hospital she found the ketamine again.
John Cena:Oh ok can you buy one for me too? My dad died of milk overdose and I have to buy my mom a present to console her.