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Guy the Third is excessively tall. He is allergic to bees, trees and grass, so essentially all of nature itself. Guy is very creative and intelligent. He has a lovely smile and is great at filmmaking, editing and color-coding spreadsheets (even when it's unnecessary). Guy is devoted to his partner and cats as well as his Mentor, Brian (who is an immortal badass). Guy sometimes hears things differently than how it is told to him. Probably a bi-product of millennialism. But all in all, he is a great Guy. He literally is Guy.
What's with all these colors on the spreadsheet? You really Guy Simpson 3 (Guy'd) the shit out of them.
i have no words he is the best person you will ever meet and when you do meet him you will love him until the day you die and i promise that he is just the worlds greatest boyfriend and the the boy i will one day marry.
wow you are soo luck you have ben Simpson as a boyfriend
When a male places donuts on his erect penis and his partner eats them off.
I put 6 chocolate sprinkle donuts on my dong and she gave me a Hummer Simpson
The biggest queer among all queers. A guy that has no friends and has to eat booty for money. I work at McDonalds for a career and will never have sex.
That kid Hunter Simpson is so annoying!
When a girl just sucks the tip of a penis.
OMG...Suzie gave me the most incredible Maggie Simpson last night.
The forbidden Homer Simpson is when an erect penis is threaded through three donughts.
I did something nice for charlie last night and I gave her the forbidden Homer Simpson.
In order to perform the OJ Simpson you must first purchase some extra small gloves. Then you need kill your girlfriend. After that once your in court you must fuck every one of your dead girlfriends family members.
Guy: Yo I just OJ Simpsoned the fuck out of my girlfriend. You know the OJ Simpson
His friend: No way that’s so cool.