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1. A confection made with honey and LSD. Abbie Hoffman referred to it simply as Honey in one of his books.
2. A confection made with honey and marijuana fried together.
1 heaping teaspoon of marijuana.
2 or 3 tablespoons of honey.
Put grass in a dry frying pan. Fry the grass over a low to medium fire for about five minutes, stirring it to be sure it doesn't burn. It is done when it begins to turn brown and wisps of smoke appear. Heat the honey (Important). While the honey is still warm, add the fried grass and mix it well. The honey completely coats the grass, and when you eat it it just slides down your throat. Serves one.
During a concert in the mid 70s, Neil Young told how he made his voice deeper by eating honey slides, and gave the recipe.
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When a man puts his testicles on a females forehead and quickly does a reverse pelvic thrust so that the testicles slide down her face similar to rocks sliding down a hill.
"Hey man i gave that chick i took home a rock slide last night."
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A slide whistle is a blowjob, specifically a blowjob given while manipulating the balls to increase pleasure. This is analogous to using a slide whistle where the person blowing the slide whistle will pull on the slide to change the tone of the instrument.
Nate: I offered the guy next to me a slide whistle so he would watch my stuff when I went to the bathroom.
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When you need a piss and are too lazy to lift the seat, then you notice you pissed on it. And you lift the seat up so the piss will run down the back.
Man, i needed a piss so bad, It was everywheres, so I pulled a P Slide
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When the lady lies on her stomach with back arched and the gentleman sits on her shoulders with the head of a turd sticking out (see turtle head). He then procedes to slide down her back with the aid of the turd.
"I built up so much speed giving her a mud slide the other night that I got whiplash."
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When a male sits on a woman's face and tit fucks her while defecating into her mouth.
Her lips were slippery with Peter's lunch while he gave her the mud slide of her life.
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Toosie Slide is when you’re banging your lover anally while both on your sides and after you pull out a full shit or “toosie roll” slides right out in between the two of you
I had just blown my load in her booty hole. Feelin good I pulled my dick out and she immediately toosie slided in the middle of the bed, now I’m sleeping on the couch for the night
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