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When someone (usually mexican) works a 9-5:00 shift, mows his lawn, sweeps the floors, makes sloppy joes and has sex with his wife without showering and then goes back to work.
Man did you see Derek pull that sloppy jose? He had to be tired....it was amazing.
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When a man cums in his hand and then slaps a girl in the face with his cum filled hand.
Dude i fucking sloppy gloved that girl last night
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Apparently feta is Swedish for fanny.
Therefore, Sloppy Feta needs no explanation.
Your mum has a well sloppy feta.
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When a guy is eating out a girl while on her period and is sucking the blood out of her vagina.
Chris Kringle wanted to go down on Milly, but she was on her period so he did the sloppy goose.
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A wet, saliva covered blow job.
Dude, that chick gives the best sloppy blobbers ever! I'm surprised she isn't dehydrated afterward.
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When you're getting a blowjob and you ejaculate so hard she bursts into pieces so you have to mop her off the floor
Josh: Ay what happened to that girl you were with last night?
Wyatt: I gave her the sloppy moppy, RIP
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Sloppy melon is the act of utting a hole in a water melon pouring salt into it and inserting a males penis into it and having sex with the watermelon
Brad preformed the sloppy melon
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