Random
Source Code
Random
Knowing what to and what not to say or post on any social network. Especially. When you have a ton of friends
Lisa: Jenny just came back from the gynecologist and she started posting on Facebook about how she has a yeast infection.
tammy: Wow!!.she is not social network smart.
Its when someone is extremely smart just like ubaid who is the smartest kid alive.
They can also be funny.
I got 100% on my test.
Your smart like a ubaid!
4👍 3👎
The event in time in which one person is unintentionally ignored by another, whom is in a state of great concentration towards there smart phone.
Sorry man I was having a smart phone moment. What did you say?
3👍 2👎
This is the type of person who will one day experience the saying what comes around goes around.... Also this person is the ONLY time where it is ok to stick your finger in your own ass and wipe it accross their upper lip....
See Dirty Sanchez
Yo, I got weight smart vitamined all day long so i self sanchezed her....
2👍 1👎
Those who understand that the words "Please wear a mask" do not mean: 1) carry it in your hand, 2) wear it around your neck or 3) wear it covering your chin but not your mouth and nose.
YOU! ... Yes, you, coming within inches of me, breathing in my face, with YOUR MASK SECURED AROUND YOUR ELBOW! please respect my right to live even if you don't care about your own, because Smart Lives Matter.
Lowest common denominator - Defined during some verbal exchanges amoung young professionals as being the easiest, lowest or least intellectual retort during a jokingly heated verbal exchange and can also often referred to as the "smart price tin of beans"
Glen: "That's it Smiffy, as always go for the lowest common denominator"
Smiffy: "*mocking hand action* blah blah blah, lowest common denominator as always you opt for your asda smart price beans comment when you have nothing more to say"
Glen: "typical Smiffy"
2👍 1👎
One who uses their smart phone to do the bidding of someone who does not have a smart phone
Cindy: " Yeah, I was that woman's smart phone bitch Friday, she had my thumbs tapping the keyboard all night long."
Lynn:, "Damn, I hate it when that happens, why don't they get their own smart phone?"
2👍 1👎