smash and dash

refers to smashing a girl and then leaving her right after

im about to smash and dash

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smash face

the art of making out

jordan was playing smash face with that ugly whore

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Keyboard smash

A way to tell if someone is LGBTQ + over text. Many people use keyboard smashes to convey that they are LGBTQ in a subtle way. For example keyboard smashes usually start with the letter A or any random letter and go something like this:

Keyboard smash examples:

BAHSHDJDJDJDJFJFJ I CANT BELIEVE HE JUST SAID THAT

ABHDJDJDJDJDJ NO😭

AHHSJDJDJDJDJRJR PLEASE

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Smashed Ravioli

A very sloppy and overused vagina having the appearance of a plate of marinara covered beef/cheese raviolis that have been...smashed.
A messier look than roast beef curtains.

Smashed Ravioli - I banged Angela but apparently I wasn't the first 'cause her vag looked like a Smashed Raviloi.

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Smash Bag

what is created when you are forced to take a shit on a crate/and or box into a double trash bag when no bathroom is available. Preferably done in a dark corner or a basement

Is that your smash bag in basement?
Yeah, Lew was in the bathroom first.
Well go throw it in the dumpster!

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Smash a deuce

To go number two... to take a poop. Also... smash a D.

BOY do I really have to smash a deuce!

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Smash the puss!

A rare expression used by closet-nymphs; it will often be shouted unexpectedly, and result in the man-cub prematurely ejaculating.

Man-cub: This is really good sex, considering it's our second time ever. I'm really enjoying it....

Closet-nymph: Yeah! Smash the puss!

Man-cub: Shit! I'm going to cummm!

Closet-nymph: Dumb cunt!

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