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The action of punching someone in the face when they come within 6' / 2m of you during the COVID-19 pandemic.
Joe: That guy is getting close
Chris: Don't worry, I'll take care of him with a little social fistancing.
*POW!*
Someone who is clinically unable to socialize, thrives in loneliness and solitude, typically very awkward in a social setting or in a general social interaction, and keeps very few or even no friends at all.
Did you see what quarantining alone for 11 months did to that guy? It made him socially disabled.
A person that tends to unknowingly adapt to be like a person or group of people that they talk to, mimicking their patterns, personality and appearence. A conformist.
Person 1: Is that Katie with the jocks? I thought she was one of the art geeks!
Person 2: Yeah, she switches to the social group of whoever she befriends, she's a total social sponge.
The ability of one, without clue (being Clueless), to use emotion without logic or rational thought to argue their point. More often than not acted out by the Fuckwit
"Gay marriage is just wrong"
"Why is that"
"Because it makes me feel sick"
"Mate, that is plain Social Fuckwitery "
This is identified as an adult who essentially baby sits another adult to keep them from embarassing themself, their family, and their friends, in public settings. This person might be in charge of limiting drinks, drugs, and flirtatious activity. This person should not be confused with a HATER as they are doing it for the benefit of said person!
Person 1: Man, Tishsa got straight WASTED for her party and doesn't remember a THING about what happened. Person 2: Well, clearly she needed a Social Chaperone but since the rest of her friends were wasted, too, she was on her own!!!
1.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that your hottest friends have posted on their social networking profiles.
2.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that a total stranger has posted on their social networking profile.
1.) I did a bit of social netjerking this morning while looking at your girlfriend's facebook page. Man she posts some slutty pictures!
2.) The girl who works at Wawa is pretty hot... there might be some social netjerking in our future if I can figure out her last name!
n. A person who rages only in social situations. Examples include punching a hole in the wall at a party for no apparent reason, punching through a window at a crowded bar after only a slight provocation, and other random acts of rage meant to be seen and talked about by many people.
"Did you hear that John punched out a window at the bar last night?"
"That's wild. John is totally chill."
"Yeah, maybe John is a Social Rager."