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Someone who is clinically unable to socialize, thrives in loneliness and solitude, typically very awkward in a social setting or in a general social interaction, and keeps very few or even no friends at all.
Did you see what quarantining alone for 11 months did to that guy? It made him socially disabled.
Personal Protective Equipment (PPE)for those suffering from Haphophobia (the fear of touching).
Friend 1: "Why does that girl wear a long-sleeved sweater even in the middle of summer?"
Friend 2: "It's Social PPE in case anyone tries to hug her."
The ability of one, without clue (being Clueless), to use emotion without logic or rational thought to argue their point. More often than not acted out by the Fuckwit
"Gay marriage is just wrong"
"Why is that"
"Because it makes me feel sick"
"Mate, that is plain Social Fuckwitery "
That guy that sat next to you on an airplane who tried to drum up conversations over the most awkward topics.
"So, where ya headed?"
"Same place you are. Why'd you ask?"
"Forgive me, I'm a bit of a social traveler."
n. A person who rages only in social situations. Examples include punching a hole in the wall at a party for no apparent reason, punching through a window at a crowded bar after only a slight provocation, and other random acts of rage meant to be seen and talked about by many people.
"Did you hear that John punched out a window at the bar last night?"
"That's wild. John is totally chill."
"Yeah, maybe John is a Social Rager."
1.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that your hottest friends have posted on their social networking profiles.
2.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that a total stranger has posted on their social networking profile.
1.) I did a bit of social netjerking this morning while looking at your girlfriend's facebook page. Man she posts some slutty pictures!
2.) The girl who works at Wawa is pretty hot... there might be some social netjerking in our future if I can figure out her last name!
A fart within a social setting, producing a comical sound and laughter amongst the group, whilst not offending said groups nasal passages.
Guy 1: " Damn, did you just hear Bill's fart?!"
Guy 2: "Yeah it was awesome. I can't believe it didn't stink as well."
Guy 1: "Yeah I know, it was a real social fart!"