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social blobfish

someone who is socially awkward as fuck.

She's so socially awkward, she's a total social blobfish.

by peppapigisbae October 8, 2018


social bastardry

someone who has it all together on a professional level but the second the suit and tie comes off he/she becomes a raging hot mess with no clue how to handle themselves in a social atmosphere. especially when drugs or alchol come into play.

could you believe JOHN/JANE got naked at the bar? i would never expect that from a math teacher at a christian school.i have never seen suchan example of social bastardry,it was ridiculous.

by thoughtlesshero June 7, 2009


dumpster socialism

The belief that the communal dumpster capacity is to be distributed according to the need of each individual in that community.

Trudi: Our garbage dumpster is full.

Eric: I'll just toss it in the neighbor's.

Trudi: Is that the right thing to do?

Eric: Yes, it's dumpster socialism!

by antipole September 4, 2009


Social weightlifting

When you are trying to strike up a conversation and the one you are trying to talk to gives you no response.

"Everything I asked him, all I got was just a yes or a no. It was some heavy social weightlifting!"

by Anonymous Model May 7, 2009


Social Fistancing

The action of punching someone in the face when they come within 6' / 2m of you during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Joe: That guy is getting close
Chris: Don't worry, I'll take care of him with a little social fistancing.
*POW!*

by Radiohunter March 10, 2021


Social Lounge

A small, yet rather plan area at a college dorm. It is emtpy from morning until 10:00 p.m. Then, procrastinators all arrive with laptops to type papers. Also, ghetto students hook up their Xbox to play video games on the 50 inch TV. This room is usually equipped with vending machines and comfy chairs.

Let's go play 2k12 in the social lounge home slice!

by thecollegelife November 17, 2011


Social PPE

Personal Protective Equipment (PPE)for those suffering from Haphophobia (the fear of touching).

Friend 1: "Why does that girl wear a long-sleeved sweater even in the middle of summer?"

Friend 2: "It's Social PPE in case anyone tries to hug her."

by Esncoosne January 16, 2013