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A water sock is a sock which is able to be soaked in water without ruining the fabric. It is generally made of a wetsuit/bather fabric and is mainly used with people who have podophobia like myself so that podophobics can swim without feeling the pressure of showing their
podos.
Person 1: Ugh I so do not want to go to this swimming carnival.
Person 2: Why not? I am pumped!!!
Person 1: I so do not want people to judge my podos >:(
Person 2: Oh i have these water socks you can use!
Person 1: Oh sick bruv!!!\
When one has put off doing the laundry so long that you have run out of socks. At this point, you have hit sock bottom.
You may have either "reached" sock bottom, "be at" sock bottom, or (more commonly) "hit" sock bottom.
Time to do the laundry; I've hit sock bottom.
AKA condom, rubber, jimmy hat n. A flexible sheath, usually made of thin rubber or latex, designed to cover the penis during sexual intercourse for contraceptive purposes.
Damn, Scott hit that bitch raw dawg, and didnt even think of using a Ham Sock.
It's not a real thing, it just sounds dirty when you say it out loud
Guy 1: you ok bro?
Guy 2: nah man, I just got tube socked!
Guy 1: eeh
A hidden sock used by a sailor, inmate or a resident at an institution to discretely masturbate into.
After lights out and the other inmates dozed off, the sea sock came out.
A level of extreme disappointment; sheer discontent.
Coined by Doc Hammer of The Venture Bros fame.
"I was disappointed BEYOND socks for Christmas."
-Doc Hammer
The reason why every time you do laundry you lose at least one sock.
Sock perverts lurk in every laundromat in the world and only steal one or two socks at a time so no one notices. Then they stand in a circle and masturbate into them.
God damn, I need to go buy socks again; the sock perverts hit me hard.