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The reason why every time you do laundry you lose at least one sock.
Sock perverts lurk in every laundromat in the world and only steal one or two socks at a time so no one notices. Then they stand in a circle and masturbate into them.
God damn, I need to go buy socks again; the sock perverts hit me hard.
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Describing a difficult task.
How hard was it getting that couch to the third floor apartment? Like getting socks on a rooster.
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A water sock is a sock which is able to be soaked in water without ruining the fabric. It is generally made of a wetsuit/bather fabric and is mainly used with people who have podophobia like myself so that podophobics can swim without feeling the pressure of showing their
podos.
Person 1: Ugh I so do not want to go to this swimming carnival.
Person 2: Why not? I am pumped!!!
Person 1: I so do not want people to judge my podos >:(
Person 2: Oh i have these water socks you can use!
Person 1: Oh sick bruv!!!\
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After anal sex the bowel prolapses
I bummed her so hard i ended up wind socking her
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Wearing socks that are either brightly colored or heavily patterned such that they sharply contrast with the wearer's outfit. Power Socking is a statement of boldness. The more contrasted the better.
The sharpest contrasts are achieved directly between the socks and pants or socks and shoes.
Note: Socks must match each other, but must not match any other part of the outfit, otherwise it's not Power Socking.
Some examples of Power Socking include:
Orange socks with a blue pants
Green socks with red shoes
Plaid socks with striped pants
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When one has put off doing the laundry so long that you have run out of socks. At this point, you have hit sock bottom.
You may have either "reached" sock bottom, "be at" sock bottom, or (more commonly) "hit" sock bottom.
Time to do the laundry; I've hit sock bottom.
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AKA condom, rubber, jimmy hat n. A flexible sheath, usually made of thin rubber or latex, designed to cover the penis during sexual intercourse for contraceptive purposes.
Damn, Scott hit that bitch raw dawg, and didnt even think of using a Ham Sock.
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