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is when someone is sleeping and you squat over their neck and shit on their nose.
My girlfriend was so pissed I stayed at the bar late last night, that I woke up this morning with The Sandman Special.
Girl 1: "Girl, I'm so fucking mad at Jimmy. He came home so drunk from the bar last night he passed out on the couch. So, I gave him The Sandman Special."
Girl 2: "Fuck yes, Girl! He deserved it!"
The Lando Special is the intergalactic sexual act that only VERY few individuals have successfully pulled off. (formerly known as the "Han Job")
You will need a Twi'lek, a Jawa, a Wookiee and a wheat thin (or any cracker or chip of similar size).
You must simply make love to the space behind the knees of the Twi'lek, "finish" on the wheat thin, and feed it to the Jawa while the Wookiee watches.
Don't feel sorry for the Jawa, they are legendary savagers and are happy with eating just about ANYTHING for a meal.
No one know what happens at the end because very few have pulled it off, but legend has it, if done right the Wookiee joins in on the eating of the wheat thin (unconfirmed).
Space Guy1: Man, I made a fortune betting on that tauntaun race.
Space Guy2: You really want to do something crazy!?
Space Guy1: Sure
Space Guy2: Have you ever had The Lando Special? I know a great place where we can order a couple.
Space Guy1: Awesome, but what's a "Lando Special"?
Space Guy2: You'll see. Hold on, we need to stop and get a box of wheat thins first.
12 hours later*
Space Guy1: Whoa, The Lando Special is amazing!
Try touching your fingers to your wrist and biting you neck at the same time.
Forest Gump got nothin' on that dude. He battles The "Special" Challenge everyday.
To brutalise a female partner in bed to the point she no longer wants intercourse.
Did you hear Matt gave that girl last night The Berko Special
When you give the sped girl dong
“dang did u give that sped girl the river special?”
“heck yeah i did boy”
All of the food you can imagine in one place at one time.
Like an Italian version of Tapas
I'm starving, let's have a Katie Special
1. combination meal served at Oriental Kitchen which includes Noodles, few pieces of fried chicken, and rice in your choice hot or teriyaki sauce. Always served hot and fresh by a middle-aged Korean man who looks like he wants to chop you head off with a cleaver.
WHAT DO YOU WANT!
uh...can i have one uni special?
WHAT KIND OF SAUCE
uh...teriyaki?
NOW GET OUT
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