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If you are going to have sex but forgot condoms and are uncircumcised and don’t wanna go raw just staple your foreskin together and boom the tommy special
Babe did you get the condoms, no but i got my stapler and foreskin so ima pull the tommy special
Try touching your fingers to your wrist and biting you neck at the same time.
Forest Gump got nothin' on that dude. He battles The "Special" Challenge everyday.
1. combination meal served at Oriental Kitchen which includes Noodles, few pieces of fried chicken, and rice in your choice hot or teriyaki sauce. Always served hot and fresh by a middle-aged Korean man who looks like he wants to chop you head off with a cleaver.
WHAT DO YOU WANT!
uh...can i have one uni special?
WHAT KIND OF SAUCE
uh...teriyaki?
NOW GET OUT
ok..
All of the food you can imagine in one place at one time.
Like an Italian version of Tapas
I'm starving, let's have a Katie Special
To brutalise a female partner in bed to the point she no longer wants intercourse.
Did you hear Matt gave that girl last night The Berko Special
The dazzling act of giving someone a handjob with ramen in your hands
"Hey Jeff"
"Sah dude?"
"I think im gonna break up with Kelsey"
"Why fam?"
"She gave me a handjob with cooked ramen in her hand "
"Dude thats a fucking Shanghai Special!!"
When a woman urinates into a glass then the male blows his load into the same glass. One of the two drink it and then go back and forth swapping the urine filled semen into the others mouth. Then to finish the males spits the finished product into the females rectum.
My man gave me a nice Shelton special last night.