A batty who gets penetrated by his boyfriend in his flat. However they often are easily triggered in their menstral season and can in reaction talk on their friends fathers boyfriends, big ears, big nose and/or rectangle head. However he is in no situation to talk on such states as his mother is a slap head and his dad has no job. However it’s not all bad, he has an immaculate relationship with females, but he can’t pull them as they see him as their close friend
Girls: let’s go shopping spencer, hold my bag
Spencer: okay babes
The gayest man you will every meet more gay then e-giant
Spencer sees a guy
Spencer: i am in love let me f*ck you
Dispenser. What does he dispense? Awkward situations. A strange & scrawny mf. Can't talk to people. Wacks himself to a picture of a girls hand. Gets turned on by about everything. Lives in his basement and doesn't see what's the problem with it. Had his life saved by a suspicious old man when he was 9 and that's the last physical contact he hasn't had to force. Smells like a gym bag. Generally just a fucking stinky guy. Will never ever be like his older sister- too weird and socially awkward.
Spencer: Hgh... I love... love... LOVE crime novels...
Iris: i will beat you to death
One of the retards has crazy thoughts and is a scary human at times has severe anger issues
Someone who can't keep a relationship with anyone or anything.
I wish I was like Spencer.
Just a really astro type of physicist and a dashingly handsome taco daddy who loves a good food delivery.
Wow, my food got here so fast, it must have been delivered by a Spencer.
He’s a mans man he don’t give two flying fucks about what you have to say yo mama has to say obama has to say or obama’s kids have to say and he’s constantly getting that pussy no matter what and on a constant grind to get swole and shi he’s obviously the coolest person in the room and his name should be chad at this point because he’s sic as fuck and listens to slipknot and other metal bands
Not spencer: god damn spencer is fucking op
Also not spencer: ikr he probably gets so much pussy i wish i was more like spencer