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squirrel monkey

To bite, viciously attack, claw out the eye balls. A very violent act.

meghan: "no one cares.."
bridget: "IM GONNA KILL YOU LIKE A squirrel monkey!"

by Miss. Amazingpants February 1, 2011


Butterhorn Squirrel

When you cover your sexual partner in butter and then blow into their anus like a French horn while they emit a high-pitch mating call similar to a squirrel to signal arousal in the nearby animals.

I was at a furry convention and gave this chick the ol' butterhorn squirrel and next I knew they were swarming my windows and doors looking for a piece of the action.

by AITMA Ballz April 23, 2022


Grey Squirrel

North Wales phrase for an older man.

Generally, one that has grey hair.

Not as dashing as a 'Silver Fox'.

Tends to be bushier

Emma: Ooh David you are like a Silver Fox
Neil: I'm greyer than him!
Dave: You're more like a Grey Squirrel

by BershamBackdoor August 28, 2019


barbecue squirrel

"My barbecue squirrel" is a marvelous, cute and lovable for your significant other.

What do you want to eat for dinner my barbecue squirrel

by Dabbing king <o/ July 13, 2020


Squirrel Harbor

When a chick's bush is so hairy it looks like she hasn't trimmed/shaved since 1941.

"I went down on that chick from the party & was surprised by some serious bush!! It was like Squirrel Harbor down there!!!"

by TwistyMcfisty January 6, 2017


squirrel pelt

a mullet haircut

takem from the website mulletjunkie.com

billy bob beamed as he beheld his squirrel pelt in the mirror

by butch November 17, 2004


rabid squirrel

a excuse so that you dont get in trouble

Evan: *makes pencil hit the ceiling, making a loud noise*

Spanish Teacher: What was that?!?!?!?

Evan: Ooo, you just missed it, a rabid squirrel flew in, hit the ceiling and then left.

by hjfoytjro0gkfpg November 27, 2006

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