Steven Hawking

To have sex with the assist of an electrical wheelchair or other mobile-assistance. Can be done with or without speaking in monotone.

Kid 1-"Dude I just walked in on my grandparents pulling a Steven Hawking."
Kid 2- "That's gross dude, are you sure it wasn't just the bed squeaking?"
Kid 1- "It was more of a buzzing..."

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Steven Seagal

Fat, out of shape actor who has trouble speaking because of his fat face. Moves hands a lot when he has to fight. Fights in films don't last long because he tires very quickly

A line from any steven seagal movie

Villian: Ha Ha My plan is almost complete
Seagal: mmm mmmmm mm mm huuuh mmm huuuhhh mmm huuhhh

Seagal proceeds to beat up villian very slowly

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Steven Byrne

An Irish Ginger who lives in America.

Person A: Look at that Steven Byrne over there!

Person B: He must have no soul and like beer a lot.

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Sad Steven

Sad Steven - when a guy is inherently lonely & horny af, but can’t get laid. So he cries. He cries a lot, and uses the tears as lubrication while he masturbates about his loneliness.

Man! I’m feeling a little down, but have a mild chubbier. Time for a Sad Steven.

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fuzzy steven

The sweaty landing strip betwixt the fleshy droopers and the darkstar.

Whilst tidying up my anal crevace with garden clippers I carelessly nicked my fuzzy steven.

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Aye Steven

Created in the 1840's as a simple exclamation.

It is either an exclamation, or a racist slur.

Hey what's that over there? AYE STEVEN!

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Bulimic Steven

Sexual intercourse performed in the missionary position, wherein the male (top) vomits directly into the woman's mouth upon reaching climax.

Dude, I totally pulled a Bulimic Steven on Hot Kristie last night...she ate that shit right up!

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