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Steven Stamkos is a hockey player that plays for the Tampa Bay lightning. He has won 2 Rocket Richard trophies and 2 Stanley cups.
Hey did you know that there is a hockey player called Steven Stamkos?
Yeah, he is the best hockey player
To have sex with the assist of an electrical wheelchair or other mobile-assistance. Can be done with or without speaking in monotone.
Kid 1-"Dude I just walked in on my grandparents pulling a Steven Hawking."
Kid 2- "That's gross dude, are you sure it wasn't just the bed squeaking?"
Kid 1- "It was more of a buzzing..."
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Fat, out of shape actor who has trouble speaking because of his fat face. Moves hands a lot when he has to fight. Fights in films don't last long because he tires very quickly
A line from any steven seagal movie
Villian: Ha Ha My plan is almost complete
Seagal: mmm mmmmm mm mm huuuh mmm huuuhhh mmm huuhhh
Seagal proceeds to beat up villian very slowly
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Created in the 1840's as a simple exclamation.
It is either an exclamation, or a racist slur.
Hey what's that over there? AYE STEVEN!
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Sad Steven - when a guy is inherently lonely & horny af, but can’t get laid. So he cries. He cries a lot, and uses the tears as lubrication while he masturbates about his loneliness.
Man! I’m feeling a little down, but have a mild chubbier. Time for a Sad Steven.
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The sweaty landing strip betwixt the fleshy droopers and the darkstar.
Whilst tidying up my anal crevace with garden clippers I carelessly nicked my fuzzy steven.
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An Irish Ginger who lives in America.
Person A: Look at that Steven Byrne over there!
Person B: He must have no soul and like beer a lot.
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