pissing blowjob

the act of getting a blowjob while you are pissing by a willing partner who keeps sucking your dick while you piss in her mouth. she may or may not swallow your piss while she is sucking your dick.

man, i got a (pissing blowjob) last night that made me want to marry the girl.
2. hey baby will you give me a good (pissing blowjob)?

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Piss Brick

Used with malicious intent or as a hilarious practical joke, a piss brick is a frozen sheet of urine most often prepared in a shallow pan. The brick is then slid under the door of the victim's residence. In the most glorious of outcomes, the urine is absorbed by carpet and establishes its long-lasting odor.

"Should we call the police on your noisy neighbors?"

"No. We'll deliver a piss brick to send the message."

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butt piss

diarrhia or the most liquidy sort.

i hate the acrid smell of butt piss

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Piss Baby

A Line from Money Machine

"Hey Little Piss Baby, you think you're so cool, huh?"

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lazy piss

This is a bloke taking a piss, but sitting down to do it - like a woman.

Normally done when so pissed that you can't stand up straight.

"Eh Bez, yer so fuckin wasted, son, dat you berra take a lazy piss. If ya try an' slash standin up then yez gonna piss aal down yer kecks."

(Typically overheard in any club in the centre of L'pool)

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piss helicopter

The act of spining around while urinating. Generally done as an act of vandalism in public restrooms. It usually requires some bragging afterward.

Stop-N-Go didn't let me use their telephone to call a tow truck, so I did a piss helicopter in their shitter. That'll teach them.

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piss whore

Someone who is an object of gratuitous mistreatment. This may be literal (i.e., generally treated "like a whore" but with the further refinement of being urinated on) or figurative.

"I will make you my piss whore!"

-Ivan Brunetti, in a panel depicting himself pissing into someone's mouth, in Schizo #3.

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