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The purveyor of counterfeit $100 Jimmy Buffett tickets took his customers for a ride on the Sucker Train.
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he is a human that occasionally likes to suck on females toes for attention and called them daddy while gorging on sum plum toes, he likes to put his tongue under the toenail and clean up all the dirty mess under neath the nail
dude : oi let me suck ur toe for 5 dollars
chick: wouldn't u prefer to suck something else
dude: noooooooo plzz i m the toe sucker lemme suck on them plum toes
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Someone who slobbers on the end of a cigarette when sharing it with friends
"That Alex is such a butt sucker, this cigarette is fucking soaking"
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Being suckered in by a lingerie companies design/engineering of a bra.
When I got the girl home I realised I had been bra suckered.
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When your being eaten out by a guy/girl and your prolapse shoots out when you cum and you hit them in the chin.
Johnny was doing such a good job eating me out I totally sucker punched him. That will teach him for not using lube.
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a person who is really pissing you off and you just decide to call them a condom sucker!
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A crack sucker is one who ventures into the crack to give it a good suck.
Crack suckers originated in the early 70's and has been continued on for many centuries and is still widely used today.
Scobie is a crack sucker as he sucks peps crack!
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