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Life Support

When your charger can't keep up with your phone.

"Can I borrow your charger?"
"Don't you have one?"
"Nah, I've just got life support."

by Splanks February 10, 2017


Technically Supporting Yourself

To perform a task correctly or with distinction.

If you are given something to do, or do something off your own back and use initiative, you may be congratulated for "Technically Supporting Yourself"

Mark: Mike just sorted us out with an FTP server on the Broadband Machine
Stu: Oh Technical Support Yourself!

Mark: I've fixed the problem with that customer from earlier, you know, the one that was a right fist..
Mike: Oh get in there, Technical Support Yourself Jenko!

Mike: I'll put the kettle on
Mark: Technically Supporting Yourself Lovelock!

by Michael Lovelock December 19, 2006


Cyber-support

Supporting someone via the internet

I cyber-supported my friend and her boyfriend

by imtrynnaproveapoint November 12, 2017


Looming Support Syndrome

The chronic issue where a problem resolves itself as soon as technical support or an IT professional takes a look at the issue especially if it makes you look like an idiot.

You are an idiot that called in for a non-issue or navigation mistake and the technical support or IT professional blames it on Looming Support Syndrome to make you feel better.

by Wandering Fox April 12, 2016


Glory supporter

A redundant insult that is used by fans of poorly performing football clubs to call out fans of clubs that perform better than their own in order to make excuses for their own petty bitterness.

Look at all those Arsenal, Man Utd/City fans, they're all a bunch of glory supporters and only support them because they're constantly winning. My team is facing relegation each season so that makes me a real football fan, unlike those posers.

(This particular fan's team was in the top 3 regularly 10 years ago, so at one stage that insult would have been used against them.)

by Your mum's pseudonym February 11, 2023


Child support aversion

the act of behaving or changing one's behavior to avoid being put on them papers.
1. a tactic, act, or actions that tricks one's baby momma

He acted like they were together in an tactic called child support aversion.

by Dasupawiz June 30, 2018


National Support Day

On April 27th you support your friends with compliments and love

Tom: Hey you're cute

Jessica: Why thank you Tom
Tom: National Support Day

Jessica: Oh well you're funny

by Caruto04 April 27, 2019