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swing my napkin

a gay sex thingy

tonight billy will swing my napkin

by doodypants123 June 26, 2017


same room swinging

Same room swinging refers to a couple or couples requirement to engage with other couples in the same space or room. It is important to clarify whether you plan to simply have sex with your partner while the other couple have sex with their respective partner (Same Room Sex) or if you intend to swap partners (Same Room Swap) This is often the case when one or more of the members enjoys watching their partner engage in sexual acts with others.

We enjoy ethical non-monogamy but are uncomfortable with being in separate rooms or spaces, therefore we require same room swinging.

by LS Research Center September 25, 2022


playground swing lookin ass

someone with really thin arms but a really thicc ass.

random guy: i have a condition where my upper extremities are very small but my hips are huge.
second random guy: nah bro u just a playground swing lookin ass.

by JewelsHax February 10, 2019


Swing shallow

To try to join in while being cuckolded, but you get rejected by your girlfriend

If you swing shallow, Timmy, it'll never be the same!

by Wheneveryoucan May 19, 2017


swing punch

the ugliest way to punch. It’s a punch were instead of punch straight at the person you swing but just with a fist. A slap but with a fist. A white girls favorite way to fight

Aye did you see Emily punch that kid! It looked like it hurt Emily’s hand!”

“Right! It was such a swing punch!”

by Themonarchy April 15, 2021


a swing in the park

To commit suicide by hanging yourself in a park.

"Hey did you guys gear Dave killed him self?"
"Yeah poor guy went for a swing in the park."

by Bohica69 July 16, 2017


swing a spanner

To work as a mechanic or mechanics apprentice. Not to be confused with the useless fuckwits in admin who like to use the saying to describe writing with a pen.

Ask Bob to fix your car, he can swing a spanner properly

by King Tony December 17, 2020