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mii sword fighter

the worst of the 3 mii fighters in smash ultimate and smash 4

person 1:bro you use mii sword fighter? he sucks
person 2: no man he's actually

by Lord Skull September 22, 2021


Jack of Swords

A person (usually cis) who lets their partner be dominated by trans women. They love being belittled, supportive, and docile to their King of Swords while their woman gets all her holes filled by her gock.

See also:
Queen of Swords

Trans Woman (KoS): Hey, IDK if you know this but your wife has a Queen of Swords tattoo, are you a Jack of Swords?
Cis Guy: I... I know, I really love trans girls. They're extremely beautiful and much better lovers of women than me. It's an honor to know my wife is getting pleasured by someone who can really do a good job.
Trans Woman: What a good boy!~ I'll let you watch with a cage on next time.

by Aelwen April 30, 2024


The pen is mightier than the sword

Another way of saying that theres a lot of bullshit in history books to support the agendas of a group in power to make that group look more like a clear victor without any negative qualities, and make another group look like they met their downfall. In reality, questioning what the pen writes is enough to make you wonder if there are any winners at all with something like a war.

The pen is mightier than the sword is what the same people you need swords for in the first place tell you.

by Solid Mantis August 9, 2020


dip the red sword

To ask a man if he dips the red sword, is to ask him if he's comfortable having sex with a girl on her period.

*A young couple in bed together*

Sarah: 'So Aaron, do you... dip the red sword?'
Aaron: 'Absolutely. A little blood never hurt nobody'

by Fatto January 28, 2020


giggle sword

The giggle sword is a sword in Rainbow Six Siege that you get from downloading Fortnite and ejaculating Spermatozoa all over your specified gaming console, the giggle sword is also a one hit kill and allows you to plant at a faster rate.

I just unlocked the giggle sword in Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege, this is going to be easy wins.

by cocklunge January 4, 2024


blade of a sword

When Johnny tells you, that you cannot be friends anymore, because he got a new girlfriend and she's jealous of you. So now you don't hang out or see Johnny anymore. Sometimes through e-mail. Johnny is whipped. Johnny is missing out on life. Johnny is special.

I was just trying to be a good friend, but got the blade of a sword instead.

by BeachingIt March 8, 2016


Sword art online

Sword art online is the greatest show ever created, it’s even better than true masterpieces such us: boku no pico, ex-arm, domestic girlfriend, rent a girlfriend

Did you like sword art online?
Ilu: Sword art online puede que sea un mundo virtual pero me siento más vivo aquí que en el mundo real.

by AquaFast February 7, 2022