Tard Strength

The phenomenon whereby someone or something deemed to be stupid or ridiculous ends up demonstrating amazing capabilities (usually in strength or success).

Person 1: Bro the idiot was able to run through a fortified wall like it was nothing.
Person 2: Talk about tard strength

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Jerk Tard

someone being a jerk and a retard unknowingly. randomly and innocently abusing other people out of sheer oblivion

Biff: Dude, check out this pic of this chick I'm stalking. It's on my facebook account.

Pepe: Dude, you're a jerk tard. Now everyone knows you're trying to screw over your girlfriend, including her cause she can see your facebook posts.

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Wii-tarded

using other system's controllers like a Wii-mote

Dude, you look Wii-tarded waving that Xbox360 controller around.

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fang-tard

n. Person who mistakenly thinks he is a vampire. Individual who dresses like Drakula to emulate a creature of the night.

Gatherings in which vampirism is the primary theme, and those attending are dressed like fang-tards.

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Turbo Tard

A retarded person or someone who is incredibly stupid.

Blue: "PEWDIEPIE IS A NAZI!!"
Bob: "No you absolute turbo tard, stop listening to the wall street journal"

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Tard face

Usually a face that you use when saying "dur" or "duh". A gesture.

Wow, your tard face is bad.

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wang-tard

idiot, stupid, queerwig, scheisskopf, ding dong, dongle, cwapface, butt pirate, rear admiral etc.

matt you wang-tard! you scratched my anchor!

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