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Johnstown Syndrome

The feeling of dread and hopelessness that occurs when one visits or unfortunately lives in Johnstown, Pennsylvania. This syndrome causes everyone to become angry out of spite and be extremely rude to one another. The only thing going for this town is the amount of massive, devastating floods that have killed the entire town. If you’re lucky… maybe you’ll be in the next one and get flushed down the Conemaugh like your coal cracker ancestors.

~cut off in traffic by a lifted dodge pickup shooting black smoke~

“Dude, there’s too many coal crackers in this town with Johnstown Syndrome. I gotta get out.”

by Moist poss yum June 23, 2022


snapholm syndrome

when you’ve been snapping someone you’re not attracted to for so long they start growing on you

I think I’m developing snapholm syndrome. I didn’t think he was cute at first but he’s looking better by the day!

by donkeykongsarmpit March 16, 2023


Osama Syndrome

A psych condition of religious fanatics in which they think God is only a bigger version of themselves and act accordingly.

He wanted to be a new Messiah, but his Osama Syndrome offended everyone.

by Techrex February 1, 2010


birthday syndrome

When a person acts like a spoiled bitch just because it is their birthday.

Man that guy is an asshole, maybe he has birthday syndrome

by Thefanman July 14, 2015


Dayan Syndrome

A person (usually Iraqi) who has excessive obsession for themselves. They usually have fucked up teeth and are professionally skilled in catfishing. People who have this syndrome usually walk around thinking they are better than everyone else and they usually get played by Yemeni or Lebanese men.

Friend: “You are so good at everything what can’t you do”
Me: “Stop boosting my ego before I catch Dayan Syndrome”

by XXXCUMINMYASS March 20, 2023


Bueller Syndrome

named after the fictional character Ferris Bueller from the movie 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off'. Bueller Syndrome is the code phrase for someone who has called in sick to school or work so they can enjoy a day off. Bueller Syndrome typically afflicts those who feel their jobs are permenantly or temporarily boring or dissatisfying and coincides with sunny, warm days.

John: You weren't here yesterday. Were you sick?

Alan: Kinda...I had Bueller Syndrome.

by johnneboy May 13, 2010


Thacker syndrome

succeeding without actually trying

"Hey Mike, how is Julian Wellsworth VI in the a capella group, president of his frat, president of the student body, vice president of the honors society, the star runningback, and the winner of the Pulitzer Prize this year, while still being an asshole and a giant douche?"

"I don't know. I guess he has Thacker syndrome."

by Kz October 17, 2012