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Treating women right, and enjoying the time we spend together.
I love this girl, so I let it happen. I asked her if we could take it slow.
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A euphemism for "take it in the ass."
He was the one who ran that project that the temps screwed up, so now he's the one who has to take it in the shorts.
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A shortened version of the common adage: "If you give them an inch, they'll take a yard." Used in circumstances when one has been granted a favor, but attempts to ask for more. Can be used in apologetic, self-deprecation on the part of the asking party, or in disgust by the party being asked. Usually used so that the giving party knows that they are not being taken advantage of, even if they probably are.
A - "I really need to borrow your car for the weekend so I can visit my ho in Cleveland."
B - "But you just borrowed my patent suede shoes, and my Prince Hits album!"
A - "Yeah, I know it seems like I'm taking a yard here, but it's like, important."
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When you give a girl the option as to where to put your member (Termometer). You can either stick it in her mouth under her tongue or in her ass.
Taking Temperature...
"Hey man my girlfriend was not feeling well on Monday so I took her temperature under her tongue.
On Friday she was feeling much better so I took her temperature in her ass."
Sucking mercury
Bitch got mercked
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if someone behaves in an unpleasant or unfair way towards you and it affects you you take crap from it
1:You've done nothing for the last year, just wearing a hole on your pants in fron of the computer, you such a douche!
2: You may say whatever you want, Im not gonna take crap from all that and just walk away.
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1) A friendly departure, letting the other party know that their well-being is supported.
2) Means it's time to chill the fuck out.
ex.
1) John: See you later!
Timmy: Take it easy.
John: You too.
2) Anal Probe: WHAT THE FUCK!!!
Someone with common decency: Take it easy!
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What urbandictionary says when you can't edit anymore.
*click click publish publish don't publish idk*
"NOOOOOOOOOOO! I don't wanna take a break! Damn you urbandictionay!"
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