Teacher's Pet

A sexual maneuver performed on an adult student causing the student's grade to rise to the level of O+ or beyond.

Philotes was growing bold during office hours with her professor so teacher's pet was performed to reestablish professional dominance and reduce her to a purring kitten.

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Preschool Teacher

Party animals that don’t actually do anything with the kids, they just sleep,party, repeat. Also they’re smokin hot

Man: I wanna be a preschool teacher when I grow up

Preschool Teacher: *passed out on the floor*

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dumb teacher

when teacher just doesn't listen and they make you want to cringe which makes you want to take a book and hit them with it duuuuuummmmmbbbbbb
for example she is

she is such a dumb teacher she needs some milk !!!!

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pe teacher

a peodophile who likes looking at 5 year olds during yoga

that pe teacher is looking at my cock

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English teacher

A teacher who is a feminazi boomer.

Damn, my English teacher is teaching us how to kill men.

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health teacher

generally a useless occupation, that a principal can assign to himself because he is useless at everything else. Plus when you do hire a "health" teacher it usually just finished eating seven whoppers and is now telling you how to live a healthy life

"dont you hate that new fat-ass that takes up the whole hallway"
"oh you must the new health teacher"

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Sexist Teacher

Example: Mrs Calver is a sexist teacher towards men. in Mrs Calvers class a boy found a pink pencil on the ground so he and asked the girl infront of him if it was her's then the girl gave the middle finger so the boy told the teacher (Mrs Calver) what the girl did to him in response Mrs Calver gave the boy a detention for bothering the girl the boy then tested Mrs Calver 2 weeks later by getting one of his friends how was a girl to get a pencil and asking if it was his so the boy gave the girl the middle finger then the girl told Mrs Calver about what the boy did and then Mrs Calver sent the boy to the principal and the boy got a 1 day suspension.

I have a Sexist Teacher me and sally got the same ansers but she got a higher mark on the test.

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