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Preschool Teacher

Party animals that don’t actually do anything with the kids, they just sleep,party, repeat. Also they’re smokin hot

Man: I wanna be a preschool teacher when I grow up

Preschool Teacher: *passed out on the floor*

by BrokenShower January 19, 2019

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Teacher's Pet

A sexual maneuver performed on an adult student causing the student's grade to rise to the level of O+ or beyond.

Philotes was growing bold during office hours with her professor so teacher's pet was performed to reestablish professional dominance and reduce her to a purring kitten.

by Professor.Joe April 27, 2023

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dumb teacher

when teacher just doesn't listen and they make you want to cringe which makes you want to take a book and hit them with it duuuuuummmmmbbbbbb
for example she is

she is such a dumb teacher she needs some milk !!!!

by Neverletgo April 6, 2016

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pe teacher

a peodophile who likes looking at 5 year olds during yoga

that pe teacher is looking at my cock

by gingers can die October 13, 2021

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English teacher

A teacher who is a feminazi boomer.

Damn, my English teacher is teaching us how to kill men.

by swimmers0115 September 23, 2019

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health teacher

generally a useless occupation, that a principal can assign to himself because he is useless at everything else. Plus when you do hire a "health" teacher it usually just finished eating seven whoppers and is now telling you how to live a healthy life

"dont you hate that new fat-ass that takes up the whole hallway"
"oh you must the new health teacher"

by Scrotey McScootch January 21, 2012

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Substitute teachers

Substitute teachers are people with high level education that can teach over 100 different subjects that i will not care about. They can also manage to say my name wrong every time they do attendance even tho i have been at the same school for 8 years. I have officially given up hope that the sub will ever pronouce my name right but screw them im graduating.

substitute teachers and starbucks baristas love to get my name wrong
#uniquenameprobs

by rayooooo February 7, 2019

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