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1970s slang for a super idiot where dildo means idiot but the person referred to is more than a run of the mill example. Heard around UMIST in Manchester.
Kevin’s a real idiot!
No he’s not. He’s a dildo and ten eighths.
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I dont fuck with twelve and they dont fuck with me
"Yo bro sing the song"
"Aight"
"Ten eleven thirteen, I dont fuck with twelve and they dont fuck with me"
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A girl who from far away appears to be a 10, but as you get closer she quickly drops from a 10 to 5, and then even as far as a 2 up close. An unfortunate thing indeed.
"Man I was all about that ass when we were looking at her from down the road, but now I just want to call the dog warden on that 10-5-2"
"That 10-5-2 was false advertising goods she couldnt provide"
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What supermarkets display when they actually mean 'Ten items or fewer'. Indeed 'ten items or less' is gramatical nonsense, has no real meaning and therefore qualifies as slang. That is 'or less' than what?
There are a significant number of shoppers who, when challenged about their (say) eleven items, carefully explain that the sign is gramatically meaningless and therefore not understood /does not conform to the English language.
Usually this is lost on checkout staff /clerks and often not understood by store management either. Indeed it is probably lost on the store-chain management as a whole who probably authorised the nonsensical signs in the first instance.
Higher-end supermarkets have been noted as correctly using the term 'ten items or fewer'.
That an item is not necessarily a singular object is another related issue.
Clerk "You shouldn't use this aisle as you have eleven items in your basket and the sign says ten items or less"
Customer "I'm sorry but your sign does not make any sense. As 'or less' is grammatical nonsense I couldn't understand it"
Clerk "Eh?"
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A top ten bruh moment is not an ordinary bruh moment, but one of the top ten, as the name suggests. When one says this phrase in reaction to an incredibly sigh-worthy or devastating moment, they are implying that it is a top ten bruh moment. However, it can simply just be dropped into conversation as a response to anything, just to be annoying and cringy.
Person 1: I lost my elytra and it despawned!
Person 2: Top ten bruh moments.
When someone asks for your phone number over a text
Sam: Hay girl, how are you
Lisa: I'm good and you?
Sam: I'll be better if you drop me your tens
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