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The act of wrapping up like a tortilla with your sexual partner with blankets and proceeding to have sex like that.
"Hey bro my girl and I did the ole Tennessee tortilla last night."
Similar to beer goggles in nature, but different in effect. Tennessee Goggles is experienced when you drink a few too many Lynchburg Lemonades and you suddenly find your cousins attractive, and start to question your sexuality and its underlying morals.
Guy 1: I drank too many Lynchburg Lemonades last night and damn-near fucked my cousin.
Guy 2: Don’t worry, you were wearing the Tennessee Goggles, so it doesn’t count.
When you put a girl on a machine that spins her will shes on your dick
Dude she gave me a Tennessee Special
At the beginning of the camping season standing on the truck toolbox with a STIHL chainsaw trimming branches to fit the 13’6” camper out of the driveway
Man! You make a good Tennessee tree trimmer not a scratch on’er
Putting your rock hard cock inside a heavy mouth-breather’s mouth to make them breathe through their nose
Joseph was snoring so heavily the other night I took my morning wood & gave him a Tennessee Snorkel just to shut his bitch ass up.
A sexual position consisting of condiments and the vaginal area of the receiver looking like roadkill. Tennessee roadkill can be conducted with any condiments and usually is dependent on user preference. The Tennessee roadhogger may then proceed to eat out the area that has been covered in condiments/semen.
Did you hear tom and maria did a Tennessee Roadhog?
Wow! what condiments did they use?
When one has someone from behind in doggie position. Then the top mistakingly put their shirt over the noise to cover the smell. But is throttled by the smell that just came from the wind hole you created.
“Man I thought things were all good last night?” “Nah man I couldn’t stay for 5 seconds after smelling that brown Tennessee chimney”