9/25

a day to be recognized and appreciated by all. to celebrate that skrimp people can coexist with the average humans. this day is designated for skrimps to head to the gym and grow self-esteem. also on this day call up any skrimp friends and thank them for making others look big.

On 9/25 that skrimp will feel like a king because he will be embraced and accepted in his community.

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nov. 25

national boobie pic day send a boobie pic to your bf when he’s horny

Girl: *sends boobies
Boy: why did you send this
Girl: Because its nov. 25

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December 25

If you are currently reading this... It's too late... Your'e gay now. Suck some dick to undo.

Guy #1: yo bro... its December 25, read this
Guy #2: *reads*

Guy #2 Shit... guess I boutta suck some dick

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November 25

This is the day where the most perfect human being was born Corbyn besson and if you meet him your one lucky bitch

Oml it’s November 25 that means it’s Corbyn bessons birthday

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June 25

It’s a day for someone to send you videos and they can’t say no or send old one

June 25

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October 25

Give you boyfriend whatever he wants day no exceptions

“I want a tool on October 25” I’ll get on it babe

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October 25

October 25th is national furry day,act like a furry if you want all day!

Bro she’s acting like a furry,is it October 25th?

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