9/25

a day to be recognized and appreciated by all. to celebrate that skrimp people can coexist with the average humans. this day is designated for skrimps to head to the gym and grow self-esteem. also on this day call up any skrimp friends and thank them for making others look big.

On 9/25 that skrimp will feel like a king because he will be embraced and accepted in his community.

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December 25

If you are currently reading this... It's too late... Your'e gay now. Suck some dick to undo.

Guy #1: yo bro... its December 25, read this
Guy #2: *reads*

Guy #2 Shit... guess I boutta suck some dick

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nov. 25

national boobie pic day send a boobie pic to your bf when he’s horny

Girl: *sends boobies
Boy: why did you send this
Girl: Because its nov. 25

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June 25

It’s a day for someone to send you videos and they can’t say no or send old one

June 25

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October 25

October 25th is national furry day,act like a furry if you want all day!

Bro she’s acting like a furry,is it October 25th?

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October 25

Give you boyfriend whatever he wants day no exceptions

“I want a tool on October 25” I’ll get on it babe

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March 25

If you born on March 25 you love penguins

Person1:he/she loves penguins

Person2:He/she is born on March 25so he loves penguins

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