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When you are getting oral sex from a female and she slides her middle finger into your ass, she hooks her finger then your pretty much fucked
I love when my wife gives me an Australian Hook Job..
A fellatio given by a woman to a man who has covered his penis in Jalapeno extract. Typically, one would have a stranger (his name must be Phil,) masturbating in the corner.
Jill: I was giving Barack a Grilled Australian Pepper, but Phil looked way hotter.
Janett: You're a fucking slut, Jill.
The act of pushing your dick into a bottle and creating a vacuum that puts lots of suction force on your penis and can destroy your penis if done for too long and incorrectly.
I did The Australian Bottlenose last night but it didn't end well
when you violently shit yourself
bro im not having a good time right now.
why?
I just Australian Cobained myself in the bathoom- MY ASSHOLE IS ON FIRE!
The Australian Bikey gang well known as The Rebels, are still active to this day with Members from NSW such as The Tracey Family. 20.5.21
i don’t know i’ve tried everything this shit won’t ‘publish’ Australian Rebels
When someone puts a spider down someones pant leg and a scorpion down the other, and that person tries to get them out.
"yo, you see what Steve did to Jimmy? He made him do the Australian two step"
When you're jacking off and it shoots out hits an object and hits you in the face.
Dude I was rubbing one out last night and I totally got Australian boomaranged!!