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Ahhhh yes,
Picture this: your out in your local park/street/shopping centre/buss/train station ect, ect and you spot some illiterate mo fo’s (not that they’d be bothered by being called mo fo) known as chav’s hanging around in Burberry (caps and scarves and possibly jackets if they had a good week with dealing there drugs) and possibly with a fag hanning out of there mouths and probably paying a really unnecessary game called happy slapy on some old man who dosnt have a fighting chance against a fag, shit, diesel smelling mob.
Seeing this you feel angry and that there is not enough ASBOS in your aria for the young, old innocent and frail!
So you turn to chav hunting, (wise choice)the following ways to chav hunt are only ideas and a few have been put into practice (sadly no chav was actually killed)
1) Buy a Burberry umbrella: when walking by a group of chav’s mercifully beat them over there heads! (in doing this I suggest you run for the closest and tallest tree or uh…jump on a buss)
2) chavmoble: this involves 8 9 inch nails or anything sharp enough to slash or puncture there tyres. you get the idea….
3) use any pest control item you can get you hands on preferably poisonous gasses and follow directions :D
4) use a gun/harpoon/helicopter air riffle and shoot the buggers >_<
5)the space between your ears use that too ^^
awwwwwh yeah!! chav hunting an family affair
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A game with rapidly increasing popularity in towns and cities all over Britain. The idea is to amass a gang of your own peers and take out as many chavs (see chav) as possible. The connoisseurs of this sport are pushing to make this sort of pursuit legal, and have achieved some success at local election level in many Northern English towns (see blackpool,bradford,burnley,york etc) and are vowing to make it a parliamentary and general election issue very soon. As soon as this sport is legalised we can kill the chavs, and save the world!
(see also euthanasia,mercy killing,extermination,pest control etc)
Me: You wanna go chav hunting?
You: Let's kill the scum!
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A large group of Chavs who stand directly across a road (Blocking the road off) to stop cars, it makes the road totally un-drivable, and is a real nonsense for road users.
The act is to block off traffic and/or block off the police, this act shows unity between the Chavs, and makes them feel very powerful.
Chav 1: Dude that Chav Roadblock pwnzed last night
Chav 2: Ye mate, that shit was wack.
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If you ever see one of these you'll know straight away as it will be accompanied by a top lad wearing his full adidas tracksuit with a bomber jacket. He'll either have Nike air max or huaraches. If they have all this gear then they will surely have there classic bag, otherwise known as a 'weed bag' or a 'chav pouch', they can only be adidas, Armani or the North face, anything else and they'll threaten to shank you. The chav bag can seems to have some sort of 'tardis' feature as it always seems like they can store mad stacks of weed, a shank some extra gear in small bag.
Oh yes Xander this morning I saw a few 'chavs' walk into the local JD's whilst I was at the pret, they came out and one of them said 'oi ye what clobber did u get??' He replied 'oi, not much just this new bag to store all my mad stacks of weed in', they then swiftly left shouting 'oi safe weeee' . Chav Bag Chav Bag
A young child (Normally male) about 3 foot tall with a squeaky voice, dressed in uniform or full chav-suit that calls everything gay and enjoys wasting his food by throwing it afew centimetres. Also take offence by anything, even waving at them.
Normal person: Hah look, A Mini Chav, How cute.
Mini chav: Shut up gay!
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1.to hunt chavs in their native habitat.
2.possibly a new national pastime?
3.pest control
your country needs you to hunt chavs.
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uber chavs are the kinda chavs you see mooching around looking for people`s days to ruin
they may be seen running over pet cats,throwing milkshakes at the elderly,threatening emos with knives or putting dogs into sacks and burning them
they can`t be separated from the normal chav (homo-inferior) usually until its to late and they've already phoned up there pikey mates to help them out,knowing they need at least 18 people to tackle a single "goff"
ayisha:hey wheres my cat?
ayishas mum:erm...5 uber chavs just ran over its head with there mini-motos they stole off that little girl*points at crying little girl*
ayisha:fucking necrophiliapediobeastophiles swallow cock and die
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