Gordita Crunch

A short, fat latina girl who eats hot cheetos in the morning and puts on way too much makeup

Karen is a Gordita Crunch

Crunch Mouth

Crunch Mouth is an oral injury specifically associated with the aggressive consumption of Captain Crunch cereal.

Crunch Mouth; a small price to pay for dominating a bowl of the Captain's finest!

Capitan Crunch

When Johnny Depp punches Amber Heard in the skull.

Hey man what do you call Capitan crunch? Its when Johnny Depp punches Amber heard in the skull.