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On October 22, you can drag any previously thrown "person" (under 5'4") on the ground for up to 15 yards (see National throw a short person day) without permission
Oh boy! It's October 22, National drag a broken short person day, let's grab William and curb-stomp him!
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its painful how someone can love another without them knowing
what a drag to love you like I do *sighs*
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Flying through life with efficiency.
I had a million things to do today, but I got them all done. High speed, low drag, that's how I roll.
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the coldest thing known to man, or just something thats PRETTY damn cold
James: Hey Dana, this ice cream is fucking cold!
Dana: You mean it's colder than a witches titty being dragged through the snow!
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A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.
I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
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When a semi truck passes another, barely moving faster than the one being passed.
Sorry I'm going to be late, I'm stuck behind a 5 mile drag race.
When a firefighter is so tired of dragging hose he has to be dragged instead, due to lack of sleep from working another 48 hour shift.
Yo dude you look like you got hose dragged after that fire. You good man?