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A "fuck-and-duck" is when person "A" has sex with person "B", then avoids any and all contact with person "B". This may be to ensure that a sexual encounter becomes a one-night stand. It is also a means of breaking up with a person.
After the sixth unreturned phone call, Sharon began to suspect she was the victim of a fuck-and-duck.
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Race-cars. lasers, aeroplanes would all qualify.
"Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes - it's a duck blur
You might solve a mystery or rewrite history"
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A pose used in a selfie, usually by making an over exaggerated kissing face with your lips.
Girl: (to other girl) I'm taking a selfie. I'm going to do duck lips.
Girl 2: I really need new friends.
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A duck beak is an extreme camel-toe.
If you want someone to know, discreetly, that they're rocking the duck beak, make a duck beak motion with your hands, like you're quacking.
Pavel: Damn, that girl has a huge duck beak
Damian: Wow, maybe she'll fix it if I quack my hands at her
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The sound of a particular fart caused by overly compressed butt cheeks. This will occur due to the person attempting to slip out a silent squeaker so as not to draw attention to his or herself. Odds are a quack-like sound will result from this expulsion. There will always be at least one person who will notice and call you out immediately.
Wow, dude! Did ya step on a duck? Nice one!
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A multi-purpose, strong adhesive tape which will bind just about anything together, well-known for it's durability.
Common uses include:
-Taping people's mouths shut.
-Binding people's hands and feet together.
-Poor man's Viagra - two Popsicle sticks and duck tape.
-Make-shift contraceptive device (works equally well for males and females, but significantly reduces pleasure).
-An alternative to bras for women that can provide incredible lift and cleavage by taping the breasts together; as well as flaming red blemishes after removal.
-Insta-Lawn for your front yard (simply lay over old grass and paint green).
-Taping a sleeping friend's facial, chest and pubic hair and waiting for them to remove it.
-Instant Wart/Pimple removal.
-Extra-Strength toilet paper, particularly after a bout of diarrhoea.
-Seat-belts for those fidgety children.
-Temporary car windows.
-A substitute for a Roof Rack on your car.
-Non-stick toilet seat cover.
-Hair extensions.
Duck Tape holds the universe together.
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A girl, who can normally be found wearing camo and residing in the local trailer park. The duck slut intentionally only seeks men who hunt and participate in redneck activities. She will agressivley pursue men actively hunting ducks.
Tammy rae is such a duck slut. She will fuck anything in camo that carries a big gun.
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