the before christmas eve thread is a 4chan thread/post on the board /g/ where the moderators of 4chan played around with their powers and impressed the anons
many have speculated that the person behind the thread was moot, the creator of the site
anon1: bro did you see the before christmas eve thread?
anon2: yeah and it was really cool!
the day before christmas, normally named christmas eve, but is infact a celebration of the oldest member of one directions birthday and nothing more
dude its christmas eve!
i didnt know you were a louis tomlinson fan!
A girl who is beautiful inside and out. She lights up a room with her smile. She's so lovable and talented and very caring. She's cool and absolutely gorgeous, she has the prettiest eyes I ever seen and a beautiful angelic voice. She has the biggest heart and her energy is magnetic. Like an elegant flower. You'll be lucky to have her in your life, she makes everything better. She also makes the tastiest cinnabons I ever had in my life. The best girl you could ever meet.
Eve-Marianne is my favorite person
shorter way to say "everyone".
"ev-one keeps acting so weird lately."
- "what the hell is ev-one??"
"means everyone, it's just shorter."
1. said to a woman when she announces something ironic right before something drastic occurs
*common in bad scary movies
2. referring to eve from genesis. it is play off the saying "that's what she said" but for the modern age catastrophe
being with a friend and she says "I wonder what herpes looks like", I reply "that's what eve said" then bam two weeks later she has herpes.
That bitch that said, "I wonder what happens when we eat these apples..", and we get kicked out of the garden of eden type of shit..
I got my chirstmas eve presents
HOW ALR?
She is a fun girl but don’t get on her wrong side or she will smack u. She has a big booty and amazing teeth. She has the bests friend names SOPHIA she is cool. Eve is a loving girl but can be a rude bitch. She is a weird homeless man at times but other times she can be a funny goddess. Her nose is to die for and her beautiful blue eyes can kill u with one look. She doesn’t need makeup to show beauty. She wishes she was rich and could be as cool as her bestie but she loves her for it. She really wants a boyfriend so uno hot her up. Don’t let a eve go cause her caring but savage nature will drive u crazy 😜. Go get an eve or she may write a letter about how much she hates u of loves u then burn it so. Ok go get an eve because boys fall in love with her but too nervous cause she is so god damn hot! She is also Kinda strange and makes weird things and pretends to be a dog sometimes ? 😎 she is banging tho bruv like I’m so jel honestly
Friend -hey eve ! Do u wanna go out
Eve Williams -nah cba
Friend- oh ok don’t worry it will just be me and the boys
Eve - what boys I’m coming !!!
Friend - slag