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flowers in the attic theme

Composed by Christopher Young, this meloncholy but strangly beautiful melody portrays the lost innocence and suffering of the children while being locked in their grandmother's attic while their mother feeds them lies.

Nothing comes to mind..

by minari-naga June 14, 2004

23πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Regurgitated Flower Sperm

honey.

(the tasty stuff you put on toast, bisquits, sopaipillas, and sometimes in tea)
((because pollen is flower jizz and beez spit it back up into the honeycomb to make the honey))
(((technically it's also snowballed by mouth to mouth transfer normally done between a field bee and one of the hive bees)))

Mom, could you please pass the regurgitated flower sperm?

by Matt Huff October 9, 2010

26πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Flower Pot Head

A flower pot head (also spelt as flour pot head) is someone with not many brains, or someone who's head is full of nothing. A flower pot head can also be a blonde, an idiot or someone who is being stupid.

Mel: You are such a flower pot head, I cant believe you thought that Sydney was the capital of Australia!

by miss_princess February 24, 2009

17πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


wank flower

Origin: J0sk0r R0sk0r created this word while insulting a bunch of people.

A wank flower is one of these:
1. Some one who smells like they just masturbated.
2. Some one who masturbates with flowers.
3. Some one who enjoys drawing with cum.

1. Man, that wank flower drew on the shower door again.

2. Holy shit, get the fuck out of my closet and stop looking at my porn before my parents come in!

by The Real J0sk0r R0sk0r June 6, 2005

2πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


punching flowers to sleep

When flowers doesn't want to go to sleep

Punching flowers to sleep is an effective way to get her to sleep.

by DefinitelyNotOlivia6717_ May 17, 2021


may flower kids

Okay so basically no one likes them and you DON’T wanna be one of them. It’s a kid who sells may flowers and maybe that sounds normal but oh god no if you going near a May flower kid your life is over. You gonna be mentally instable and scared for your whole life. So STAY AWAY FROM THE KIDS WITH THE FLOWERS OR YOU NOT GONNA MAKE IT TO NEXT YEAR! IF YOU SEE THEM RUN FOR YOUR LIFE OR THEY WILL ASK YOU β€œDo YoU wAnT tO buY mAy FlOwErS?” And I promise you not gonna make it. Thanks.

May flower kids , they just go around with a green bag and trying to sell stupid plastic flowers to you.

by Majblommehataren April 19, 2019


dead flower policy

The act of cutting off initiating communication to see if someone is actually interested in you and will initiate with you.

You continuously water a flower and it never blooms for you.

"I was tired of being the only one to reach out so I inacted the Dead Flower Policy"

by Phylldoe November 10, 2020