Greek Holiday

An erection lasting seven days. Specifically while on holiday with a gay lover with a Roman name like Octavion or Augustus

I had a Greek Holiday during my vacation to Italy. Don’t tell my wife!

greeked

When you're geeked but feeling hella philosophical.

YO I feel hella greeked right now.

greek potato

A potato you shove into a girl’s rectum that when she clenches her cheeks, turns into mashed potatoes

You want a greek potato?

Greek Cigar

This is when you bring a cougar into your room and start fooling around. Lots of making out only to find out she just got done blowing your big dick Greek friend a half hour earlier.

Bobby had a blast making out and groping that cougar last night. Sadly he found out today that she blew Jimmy right before that thus giving him the Greek cigar.

The Greek Family Tree

the greek family tree is weird. Poseidon and Zeus are brothers, their dad is Kronos. Zeus has Athena, and Athena has a child named Annabeth. Poseidon has a child named Percy, since Poseidon is Athena's uncle, Percy is Athena's cousin, which means Annabeth is Percy's cousin once removed. And they fall in love.

person1:how does the greek family tree work?
person2: yes

Extreme Greeks

California's elite rager team. Venues, transportation, security, go-go dancers, performers, djs, bar tenders, lighting, stage, special effects, photo booth rentals, an entire production!! Think rave or a fancy soiree. #partyextreme

Extreme Greeks always has the hottest girls and sickest production.

Greek 69

It is when partners engaged in intimacy position themselves in such away to perform analingus on each other simultaneously.

I’d like to try a Greek 69 tonight my dear.