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The act of killing a member of your own team (usually in a first person shooter, but i guess it applies in any game, football for example)
But let's focus on the FPS aspect of teamkilling.
We, the Teamkillers, the few, the proud. The more experienced of us have refined it into an art (LOLMAN, for example). We know the game inside and out, and have played our FPS's for unhealthy lengths of time, in many cases.
Teamkilling in a straight Team Deathmatch is not nearly as satisfying as teamkilling in a more goal oriented mode of play, like S&D (not unlike counterstrike). There, once killed, your teammates do not respawn until the round is over, which can be up to 5 mins! Imagine the frustration as you are team killed as the round starts, you plot and fry in your own juicies all throughout the round, and, as the next one starts, you are teamkilled instantly by the same person. I tell you, it's a feeling not unlike having your testes ripped out by pack of dogs. And it brings joy to our hearts to bring that feeling to you, the average game playing noob.
As a teamkiller, the most frequently asked question I get is: "Are you gay?"
The answer to that may never be known, my friends, but that is not the most important question.
The second most asked question i get is, simply, "Were you abused as a child?"
No, i keed, i keed.
The second most asked question i get is,"Why?"
And therein lies the secret of teamkilling. To "why," I always answer "For fun." This pisses them off, but it's the truth. Sometimes the truth hurts. Especially 30 7.9mm rounds of truth entering your buttocks at point blank range. That really hurts.
And the essence of teamkilling is FUN, fun at the average luser n00b's expense. Hell, when you get all pissed off, that just adds fuel to the fire of laughter and joy in our teamkillin' hearts.
So keep calling me a whore, cunt, etc, it only makes it funnier
A session of team-killing is excellent for stress relief, and a hell of a lotta laughs! So, put on your favorite tunes, slide in that FPS CD, and get down and dirty and kill some fucking teammates!!!
FIGHT THE POWER!!!!!!!!!
Your Best Friend,
.:|Rampant Teamkiller|:.
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An alternate way of saying "I don't like this situation!"
The same as Kill Me, which is usually never taken in a literal sense and only used to express the frustration of a current situation.
Teacher: You got a ten!
Student: Out of ten?
Teacher: Out of two-hundred!
Student: Kill myself!
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in gaming, the number of kills in relation to the number of deaths by a player
an even kill ratio would be 1:1, where a player has killed as many opponents as have killed him
most players strive for a 2:1 kill ratio or higher
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What you call someone when you shoot a guy who has last stand in Call of Duty and while that guy is in last stand they come up and kill the guy taking your rightfull kill.
Sniper:(Deep Breath) BA-BAM!!
(guy goes into last stand, sniper lines up the finishing shot)
Kill Thief: Haha im a douchebag,(BAM +10), look how good i am feeding off of wounded opponents,
Sniper: *Sigh..* FUCKING KILL THIEF!!
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the man with all facts that can face all the faces and finished them with all he wants.
facing any problems with the ease and the result would be in his favour only,thats person would be describe as killing machine.
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A message seen on cigar packages.
Equal to a girl wearing panties that are saying: "Sex makes children".
1: Can you borrow me some money for cigars, I'm broke.
2: Dude, you should really quit smoking. Isn't that "Smoking kills" telling you anything?
1: Yeah... PLEASE?
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A adjective used to describe something very intensely cool or fun.
Guy #1 "Dude, this song fuckin' kills people"
Guy #2 "Yeah, it is pretty fuckin' good."
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