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greatest mystery of all time, followed by what victorias secret is
johnny-hey bro whats obama's last name?
kyle- oh it's-
"gunshot"
kyle drops to the ground before finishing his sentence
johnny-noooooooooo!!!!
8👍 5👎
probably the best simpsons episode EVER, at least one of the best. It's the one when Homer is union president of the plant.
most famous line from last exit to springfield:
dental plan!
lisa needs braces.
(repeat at least 7 times)
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When you are having intercourse with a cancer patient and you place your penis across the middle of their bald scalp, from behind, and the cancer parient takes a selfie.
I saw that girl’s Snapchat story and she looked like Avatar: the Last Dickbender.
10👍 4👎
The act of defecating on someone's forehead then using the a phallic object to paint war paint on thier face using the excreted feces.
... so for my finishing move on her I pulled out the last of the mohican!
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A sex act where you bend the girl over the table and put three cold dildos(2 in the pink one in the stink). Then your put aloe on your dick and shove it as far as you can in there, ripping her ass into pieces.
I just gave Mitchell's mom the last ass bender last night. I think she is now not able to walk.
9👍 6👎
Indicating that last can also be least as opposed to last but not least
And least last is the expected unexpected.
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basically meaning remove my last sentence. It can be used as an alternative to saying sike.
One guy says to his friend: "man your gay, I hate you"
Friend:"What"
Guy:"Belay my last"
Friend:"lqtm"
50👍 52👎