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Oscar Wilde, my favorite poof author in the world. Why he's hidden, I dont know.
Lookin for love in all the wrong poets (no I wouldn't know Liz, and I do not have past experience with them. Pervert!If anyone its you and old Professor Muldoon!)
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The anxiety you experience after watching the Oscars and feeling like you have to watch all those movies.
Heather: What are you up to this weekend?
Sarah: Well I'm experiencing some major POSS (Post-Oscar Stress Syndrome) so I'm renting the Hurt Locker and Crazy Heart.
Do you know what day it is today?
It’s send national send oscar nudes day!
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Military phonetic alphabet for "Go fuck yourself." Look at the first letter of each word.
I told my commanding officer the coordinates were: "Golf Oscar Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Yankee Oscar Uniform Romeo Sierra Echo Lima Foxtrot." Thank god he never learned I told him to go fuck himself.
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A phrase exclaimed in times of total bewilderment.
Well throw a rat at the wall and call me "Oscar 99", I had no idea Kerry was a girl - I swear I saw a ball hanging out swimmimg last week.
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When a gay man shoves his arse in your face and fats in your mouth so hard you tongue goes back and causes you to have an epileptic seizure while you cum out of ur dick after the crazy man eats you
“yo man some geeza just pulled a Dirty Oscar on me. I don’t even know how but my mouth still tastes like pulled pork”
When yo slap someone's tit**es, then lick your ba** and spit in her mouth. after you finish you put your cum in a horse tranq then shoot your girl well she asleep.
mason" you I gave my sister a dirty Oscar" " aint no way " sally said