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Plastic Fan

Someone who whores their allegiance out to multiple different sports teams from the same sport. While some only support two clubs in the same sport, there are fans out there who produce enough plastic to wipe out the entire turtle population with their outrageous team body count.

I have this friend who isn't even from England but he still follows the premier league. He's such a plastic fan, he goes for Brentford and Chelsea, despite the fact that they are both in West London and will be rivals after Chelsea becomes a small club when their Russian sugar daddy leaves them.

by Kenneth Out April 19, 2022


Plastic fan

Someone who doesn’t know shit about a sports star or team but just follows their hype but doesn’t know shit about them

Person 1: “Hey look it’s a plastic fan”

Person 2: “How do you know”
Person 1: “He thinks Anthony Joshua would beat Tyson Fury

by bigjimmy68 April 7, 2020


plastic fan

A plastic fan is someone who supports an oil team, such as PSG or Manchester City.

Jake is a plastic fan: he supports Manchester City.

by so called plastic fan March 6, 2022


plastic hammers

A plastic hammer is also a very good fire extinguisher TRUST ME set fire to everything in your home leave it to burn for 1 minute then for some reason your plastic hammer will turn into a fire extinguisher preventing your house from burning down I GUARANTEE SUCCESS!!!!...............................

A plastic hammer is also a very good fire extinguisher TRUST ME set fire to everything in your home leave it to burn for 1 minute then for some reason your plastic hammer will turn into a fire extinguisher preventing your house from burning down I GUARANTEE SUCCESS!!!!................................

by anonymous August 5, 2004


plastic rings

noun. usually a clear plastic used to combine six (6) aluminum drinking cans by the top. extremely useful yet commonly overlooked for having any value. also has a negative aspect related to littering, which threatens the environment (fish, small animals, ect.)

bro 1: yo hand me that six pack
bro 2: here bro 1 (grabs six pack by plastic rings and passes the six pack to bro 1)
bro 1: thanks bro 2

by bro 3 February 21, 2011


Plastic head

A politician with so much makeup and wax that he looks like plastic

That fucking Lindsey Graham is a true plastic head

by Plastic head September 18, 2017


Whip out the plastic

To pay or offer to pay for something using a credit (or debit) card.

Before you whip out the plastic for your next purchase, check whether alternative and cheaper payment methods might be available.

by wzofoz October 20, 2022