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Much like the myth of Icarus, the consequences of being too daring and proud.
When a female (or male) is wearing a skirt, and the "Icarus" attempts to look up said skirt. He will then receive an "Icarus surprise" when his face is then urinated upon.
Bitch looked fine, so I took a peak up her skirt and got an Icarus surprise! So I kicked her down the stairs and broke her clavicles.
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The muscles of a man (or, perhaps, a woman) that are startling--be it because of his composure or other physical features that do not make you suspect muscular characteristics. Surprise muscles are most common in the shoulder and arm area, as those may be hidden by a shirt.
As he took off his shirt, she did a double take at his surprise muscles.
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While getting a blowjob, dump in your hand, then ejaculate in her mouth while slapping her in the face with your feces.
Can i give you a Dirty Surprise? I give my dog one every Wednesday.
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When you blow a load of liquid shit in your jeans at Home Depot before midnight.
Damn! Josh just had a Rutland Surprise and had to waddle out of receiving.
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When a person, usually a persons landlord, makes them give them rent through sexual favors, usually involving to gay sacks on or near the persons face.
Oh man, I heard hampton was broke last month so he let his landlord give him the old smithsack surprise.
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A sexual act. To began you must find a women who seems to be sad. offer her a back rub. during the back rub gently place your penis on her right shoulder (If placed on the left side it is a penis surprise not a cock surprise). softly say yes or no. when the women begins to reply ram your cock in to her mouth as quickly as possible and run. if not preformed quick enough you may loose cock to teeth.
I was about to give her a cock surprise but she had braces .
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When a girl goes down on a guy and puts a finger up his ass without him expecting it.
The Mexican Surprise was popularized by the award winning film "Y Tu Mama Tambien".
Yah, she's awesome, except she gave me a Mexican Surprise last night.
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