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me and my brother likes to play with toys and i like cars and muscle cars so i like more then my brother and my brother what's some of my toys and i am going to say know and he has less cars then me and i like more then him and he likes less cars then me and i love my brother so i can give him some of my cars so he can be nice for me when i watch him when he gets back from school and my sister watches me and my brother and my mom is gone half of the day and she comes home at like 3:30 and i get home from school at 2:16 and me and my sister gets home at the same time .
because we like toys and we buy all of the toys.
The type of guy to call an ass INSANE!!!
Will probably ask if you’re legal
Toy said the cake was insane bro, trust him
A Boy Toy Soldier is a middle-aged man, typically from Miami, who has a penchant for being aggressive, loud, and notoriously slutty. Despite their advanced age, they still embody the brash, cocky attitude of a boy playing with toy soldiers while listening to Jessica Simpson. They often wear bold, flashy clothing and sport a gelled hairstyle that's trying too hard to make a statement about age. You will often find them having fun with the dolls by the pool.
She slept with a back up dancer, that's nasty! She's such a Boy Toy Soldier.
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It is a certain kind of soap someone buys that they only use to master bait or do other sexual things.
"HEY MOM!! where is the toy soap"?!?
"your father took it in the other bathroom".
"okay, thanks mom" :)
From The Trial, Pink Floyd: "Pink Crazy…toys in the attic I am crazy,
Truly gone fishing.
They must have taken my marbles away."
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Every June 8th, be sure to do a thorough deep cleaning of your sex toys (assuming you haven't already). A very healthy practice to prevent a infection, UTI, etc.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, what day is it?"
Guy 2: "It's June 8th, National Tidy Toy Day"
Guy 3: "Ah shit, I gotta go deep clean my pocket pussy"