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When all three of a girl's primary orifices are filled with the genitalia of three other men and/or animals. This is most commonly found when a female is having a foursome with three other individuals (male) with questionable sexuality.
Male 1: "Man that was a fun night last night guys"
Male 2: "Ya we stuffed that turkey good"
Male 3: "Ya I love stuffing the turkey with my best friends"
Male 1: "Keep this on the DL guys"
Female: "Stuff me like a turkey betches!"
Female: "I love the feeling of being stuffed like a turkey. It is actually quite soothing!"
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1. when you go here, it means you're giving up something all at once
2. the dumbest barnyard animal when put in the fridge
3. a jive sucka who forgot his jacket
1. I wish I could go cold turkey, I visit urbandictionary.com WAY too much.
2. Hey, you got any cold turkey from Thanksgiving left?
3. Man, look at that cold turkey! He done forgot his jacket, dawg!
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I'm gonna go by Ol' Girl's crib and get me some of that purple turkey.
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When one tries to have sex with anyone resembling the look of a turkey. Usually a very mature person with the small amount of skin hanging from their neck. Also having a small body.
Dave: Did you see Ron last night?
Rowan: No, why?
Dave: He hit the retirement home and did a little turkey screwing!
Rowan: Eww... Ron's nasty..
While engaged in doggy style sex, the female reaches underneath and cups and/or fondles the scrotum. Ideally, one of the parties involved makes a turkey gobble sound.
So I'm bangin' Donna doggy style last night, next thing I know she's givin' me the ol' TURKEY CRADLE!!!
The thing I'll fuck right after sending another death threat to the Pope.
I just want to inflict as much fear as I can - just as stuffing a turkey. Which I'll then proceed to have sex with. That's right, I'm going to FUCK the fear turkey!
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