table for two

any activity involving two lovers without anyone else being invited. may or may not involve sex.

1. sorry bro, i would invite you to come skiing with me and my girlfriend, but it's table for two this weekend.
2. orgys are ok once in awhile, but i generally prefer a table for two.

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Two shoes

A:To run away from the police, a person that runs from the police.

B: To take a turn at a high speed in a moter vehicle and two tires leave the ground and u ride on two tires.

Example A: Alex,"Did u hear about Dwight"
Keath, "no"
Alex, "Dwight was in his car and the police flashed there lights but he chose Two shoes and took Pleasanton police on a high speed chase.
Example B:He was driving so fast when he got off the exit he was riding on two shoes

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two-ply

Two-ply means to have a thinkness made up of two layers or strands.

Two-ply cardboard.

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two-face

noun. A facial front and profile that look like two different people. Can make someone unattractive.

You're beer goggling man, she has a two-face! From the side she looks like Xena Warrior Princess, but from the front she looks like Roseanne Arnold!

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two-faced

one who acts a certain way to a particular crowd, then acts another way to another crowd.

Kalie is so two-faced! Kalie told me that she was my friend and would always be there, and then she goes around talking crap about me and telling everyone lies?

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go two's

When two people share a cigarette or spliff using the 'puff puff pass' method

Damn i've only got only cigarette left, lets go two's on it

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Two-peat

To repeat for the second time in a row; usually used in sports

"So we won our first playoff game today bro!"
"Oh really? I'm thinking we'll go for the two-peat for first in state!"

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