clam nigger

(klam nig-er) mount,

1. any various idiot awkwardly exposed in public or private as a racist, typically leading to an awkward moment.
2. not to be confused with clamming for niggers.

Did you see Wheel of Fortune last night? That guy was a total clam nigger!

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bearded clam

A slang word for the female genitalia.

With a great thrust I parted the thick roast beef curtains to behold a wondrous sight. There before me amidst a multitude of glimmering treasures in a magnificent glory all its own sat the fabled Bearded Clam, shining with a light one could only describe as righteous.

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clam hickey

The female equivalent of a mushroom stamp. A mark often left when the female genitalia is pressed against the recipient's skin with direct purpose of leaving evidence.

that chick totally left a clam hickey on his forehead

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clam salad

a vagina after 10 guys have cummed in her vagina and a mixed dude takes a shit on her clit.

Wow, they just turned Corinne's pussy into a clam salad.

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Man Clam

When a man has bunched up pants in the front that resembles a pair of pants in a vaginal crack (aka camel-toe). Similar in apparance to a moose-knuckle, the man clam lacks the "junk" pushed over to one side.

He was sporting a really bad man clam in his chinos.

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Slippery Clam

A term for an excessivley moist object (vagina) that resembles and feels like a slippery clam or mollusk

"I've been waiting to fry up her slippery clam all day"

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clam digger

A woman who is constantly scratching her dirty stinkhole due to a case of chronic persistent chlamydia. Unclean women who are promiscuous are generally at a high risk, including prostitutes, tunabitches, Paris Hilton, and other pickle ticklers.

"Damn dude, I can smell that clam digger's musky emanation, and I think I'm gonna drop a vom bomb. Damn!"

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