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The act of consuming excessive pineapple with the intent of sweetening your semen, only to realize no one is there to taste test, forcing you to jizz in your own mouth alone.
Poor Bob couldn’t find anyone online, so he stayed home and had a pineapple cocktail.
Where a guy nuts in a cup for either a guy or a girl to drink out of
Daddy can you make me an American cocktail
Where a guy nuts in a glass for a girl or guy to drink
Daddy make me an American cocktail.
The act of inserting a beer bong into a woman’s anus, then the man proceeds to piss, cum, and finally pour a tall boy in the beer bong to wash it all down.
Man 1: “What are you up to tonight?”
Man 2: “I think I’m gonna give my girl an enema cocktail.”
Man 1: “Nice bro, you can borrow my beer bong!”
If you add ice to any bourbon it is a bourbon cocktail.
I'll have a bourbon cocktail please.
The mixture of cum and blood when you fuck a girl on her period.
I made satan's cocktail with my girlfriend last weekend.
Distilling hand sanitizer to a drinkable liquid combined with a Steel Reserve or Old Enlish for flavor.
“I was drinkin’ a Spanish Cocktail on break when my boss walked in.” Or, “I gave this girl a Spanish Cocktail last night, and she wa ready to go.”